what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
Me as a Parent
- Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
- Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
the world would be so fun if we used bath bombs instead of real bombs.. threatening me? nah! *chucks Lush Sakura Bath Bomb™* exfoliate and moisturize!!