January 2010
giving myself to you is like giving myself to a...
props to you, husband.
Stranger: I belong in a wall
cause i'm a stud
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(via michelleistumblin)
December 2009
Oh hot damn this is my jam.
fuckyeahdementia:
humanelement:
rabbitinmytrousers:
ohaihayley:
rabbitinmytrousers:
ohaihayley:
fmylife:
Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn’t wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
THAT’S MY KIND OF GENIUS
omgivan:
Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)21:16:45 No.184524328
9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we’re fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It’s allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How ‘bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it’s too cold.
Girl: How ‘bout warming it...
heil-angela:
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Chemo Limo...
my first about-me-spam
Layer One: On the Outside
Name: natalie mcdonald Birthday: february 11 Current Location: fremont
Eye Color: dark brown Hair Color: dark brown w/ chlorine burns Righty or Lefty: right
Zodiac Sign: aquarius
Layer Two: On the Outside
Your Heritage: 1/2 korean, 1/4 irish, 1/4 german
Your Fears: being alone Your Weakness: sweet smiles, clever humor, ice creamm
Goal: to make the people i know...
faggotxtronn:
vincentvincent:
William...