February 2010
if i told you that you have a nice body, would you...
something the beatles
January 2010
“you see things:
and you say, “why?”
but i dream things that never...”
– george bernard shaw
monster lady gaga
I LOVE THIS WOMAN.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(770): I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund… totally worked
txtsfrmlstnght:
(262): dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five (1-262): bitch
txtsfrmlstnght:
(631): so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night. (631): what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
“there’s a drumming noise inside my head
that starts when you’re...”
– florence and the machine
